My mother is an asshole:
I went over to Astor Place today and got some order put into my hair. I was only going to have it trimmed and shaped, but it was so damn hot going over there that I changed my mind and said the hell with it. So now it's really cool. I got a fade with my initials in it and had the whole thing done magenta, which looks GREAT with my skin. You'll love it!
Love, Mom
That is all.
