Remember little Adolf Hitler Campbell? He and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, were (finally) taken away from their parents last night. Apparently there had been no reports of child abuse, but isn't the name Adolf Hitler enough? Not to mention being raised to be completely and totally racist.
That sounds like abuse to me.
You can read the full story here.
In other news - I finally saw Twilight and Bride Wars on Sunday. My friend V and I were feeling a touch under the weather and decided to do a sneaky double feature in Union Square. Something I had not done since I was about twelve. I'd forgotten how EASY it is.
Bride Wars was completely and totally terrible, yet managed to make me cry. Because I am a complete and total baby and everything makes me cry. When I was six I had to be physically removed from a movie theatre during BINGO because I was sobbing so hysterically. Don't remember Bingo? Nobody does. Here's the summary (thanks IMDB) :
When Bingo, a runaway circus dog who leaves the big top, saves the life of Chuckie, a young boy who is having trouble fitting in with his pals. The two quickly become best friends-skateboarding, playing pinball, and doing math homework together. But Chuckie's parents discover the stowaway pooch, and make no bones about the fact that Bingo will not accompany them on their cross-country move. What follows next is a heart warming 1000 mile adventure of puppy love and loyalty as Bingo and Chuckie encounter nutty characters and hilarious situations in their quest to be reunited. Dog catchers, kidnappers, hospitals and even prison cant keep the two misfits apart!
Uh huh. Physically removed. Because I was HYPERVENTILATING.
As a teenager I had to stop watching Ice Age on a plane because I was crying so much that my seatmate noticed.
When I watch E.T. I start crying the second the first bicycle leaves the ground and I don't stop until the end of the film. I'm terrible.
Anywho, Bride Wars sucked. Don't waste your money.
Twilight? Also sucked. If you haven't read the book the movie will make absolutely no sense to you. V was confused. Hell, half the time I was confused. It was completely terrible. But you know what I'm doing now? Rereading Twilight! Why? Because Stephanie Meyer has managed to write crack.
So you know what?
Fuck you Stephanie Meyer! Give me my life back!
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Poor Stephanie Meyer.
why don't you invite steph to casserole night and ask her nicely?
Stephanie Meyer can bite me! NO CASSEROLE FOR HER!
after you are finished with the fourth twilight and realize there are NO MORE, you will almost guaranteedly want to bribe her with casserole, among other things, to write another one. Perhaps against your better judgement, but you will want to nonetheless.
I have read all four! And Midnight Sun the half finished one that is just Twilight but from Edward's perspective. BECAUSE I AM A NERD.
I don't want anymore! I want them to go away!
:(
AGAIN I SAY: NO CASSEROLE FOR STEPHANIE MEYER :( :( :(
Regarding the Campbells, it's pretty obvious where the blame lies: the Jewish media.
Haha, yes. I remember Bingo. the only movie I cried at was Bogus. If you don't remember Bogus it was the one where a young boy (Haley Joel Osment), still reeling over his trapeze artist mother's death, invents a imaginary French clown named Bogus (Gerard Depardieu) to help him with the transition into the home of his new, sassy (read: minstrely) adoptive single mom (Whoopi Goldberg).
Of course by "cried" I mean "attempted suicide".
I read this and thought, "well, obviously we're going to need to do a double feature of Old Yeller and Where The Red Fern Grows!"
Not going to read Twilight EVER. E-V-E-R. Can't make me. I'll probably rent the damn movie though when it's released...*sigh* Willpower is for winners.
PS: Now I totally want to see Bogus.
Zach - I have no memory of Bogus. But I'm glad you remember Bingo!
Lainey, dude...don't read them. They really are awful. And the movie is too...but Robert Pattinson...so pretty.
uh...can I borrow your midnight sun?
You want to talk about crying? How about on Saturday when I woke up to half my face being swollen, crying because I naturally assumed tarantulas laid eggs in my face. Went to the dentist only to find out no eggs, but an abcess in it's place which means I need a root canal, at which point I resumed my crying. I cried all the way (5 blocks) to the orthodontist, cried until I was gassed, woke up with bloody tissues next to my head which naturally resumed the crying. Cried all the way to the pharmacy, cried while waitng at the pharmacy for my pills, calmed down a little only to have the cashier take one look at my face and say "GAH, what happened to your face?!" to which I started to cry, and through the sobs replied "oral surgery... Waaaaahhhhhh". Cried all the way and on to my couch. The pain killers helped.
I don't think i've cried that much since I was about 4 and severely missed my mommy.
Anyway, the point is, I'm still 4.
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