Anyone? Bueller? Still here with me?
Good.
I'm back.
HEY!
So - My taxes? Still not filed. I'm going to take care of that...um...this week sometime? That sounds good. I need the return!
And California! Holy hell! So much better than last time! I didn't beat the crap out of Seth this time because there were no surprises! There was also no running around like crazy people, so it was a nice relaxing trip. I also noticed something a funny difference between the generations of Seth's family:
Seth's Mom, Step Dad, Cousins: "We hope we get to see you again!" ::hint hint hint::
Seth's Grandparents, Great Aunts, Older Cousins: "We better see you again." In a slightly threatening kind of way. Precious!
Aaaaand slightly scary. Not in a "OMG SO MUCH PRESSURE GAAAAAH RUN AWAY!!!!" kind of way. It's more of a "Holy shit I do not want to get hunted down by old people because they SCARE ME" thing.
I almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction on the day of Grandma's party because the dress I had originally planned on wearing was not cooperating with my bra and because it was NINETY EFFING DEGREES outside I could not fix this problem with the help of a handy dandy cardigan. So I thought, "Oh hell, it's California! I'll just go without!" Things I should not go without? A bra. Ever. Luckily Seth and his brother saved me from this before the party started. THAT was fun.
Me: Baby? Can I get away with this? (Turns around and walks to show Seth what the dress will do when I'm not standing totally still.)
Seth: Hmmm...I think so. Probably. I don't know. Let's go ask Mike (His brother).
Me: ....
Seth: Come on! It's no big deal.
Me: ...
Eventually I did show Mike and at first he said it was fine. Then a moment later Seth came up and said that, on second thought, maybe it wasn't such a good idea but if I was really concerned I should ask his mother.
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA. Could you IMAGINE?
Lucky for me I had a backup dress with me.
And my bra was STILL showing! Because I'm awesome. And classy. And pretty.
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15 years ago